Ба Йе & лейтенант Чжан

воскресенье, 09 октября 2016

22:13

MaryIQ

Никогда не переставай улыбаться, даже когда тебе грустно, кто-то может влюбиться в твою улыбку. (c) Габриэль Гарсиа Маркес

начинала смотреть сериал из-за Исина, продолжила из-за генерала, а заканчиваю ради Ба Йе с лейтенантом Чжаном :gigi:

полюбилась мне эта парочка очень. не могу не воспринимать их каноном. те, кто смотрит, поймут, почему. :what:

только жаль, что по ним фики есть только на китайском (ну, я уверена, что на китайском их дофига и ещё тележка). прямо печаль-боль. остаётся читать про них милые хэдканоны.

BaZhang Headcanons by randomingoftherandomness

1. Zhang kisses Ba Ye to shut him up during sex because he tends to go on and on and on about EVERYTHING but WHAT THEY ARE DOING. Thus, Zhang uses the tried and true tactic of kissing him breathless until he forgets whatever millionth thought thread he was on and is reduced to a putty of happiness in Zhang’s hand.

2. Fo Ye walks in on them doing it once. And promptly shuts the door behind him. He spends the next two weeks trying to mind bleach himself of that image. Er Ye just laughs when he complains about it and says, “They’re not really subtle if you think about it. You’re so sharp and yet so blind.”

3. Zhang is secretly insecure about Ba Ye not thinking that he is as badass as Fo Ye because of that one time Fo Ye rescued Ba Ye from his kidnappers. Ba Ye finds out about this and proceeds to nag him, “Fo Ye is Fo Ye, and you are you. What is there to compare? It’s like saying that the Moon is not beautiful just because most people are fast asleep to appreciate it.” And then Zhang proceeds to show him just how happy those words make him.

4. Ba Ye sticks to Zhang’s side when he is hurt. Even if it is just a minor graze, Ba Ye will fuss and nag and generally make a nuisance of himself until Er Ye settles him with a quiet pat and/or Fo Ye grips him by the wrist and sits him down on the chair. They have all long since learnt that letting Ba Ye stay by Zhang’s side is the least destructive of all the options.

5. Ba Ye likes to starfish his limbs in his sleep. The first time he stays the night, it didn’t bother Zhang all that much, what with him being a military man and all that. But he soon learns that Ba Ye likes being held in his sleep. A Lot. So, they took up Ba Ye being pinned to the bed underneath the weight of Zhang’s body. It makes him feel safe and Zhang feeling safer like this because even in sleep, he feels like he is able to protect.

6. Zhang would, without saying or being told, keep food around him. Be it sweets or treats, he would stow it away on his persons or around him to feed and spoil Ba Ye. Fo Ye and Er Ye notices this; Fo Ye rolls his eyes, but makes sure to give out little tidbits that Ba Ye might enjoy, while Er Ye merely slides over flatcakes or whatnot.

7. Ba Ye is the type of cook that burns water. But, wanting to impress Zhang for their anniversary, he seeks out Ya Tou and asks if she could help teach him. That is how Ba Ye ends up cooking noodles for Zhang, rapping the back of Fo Ye’s knuckles when he tries to steal a bite. Er Ye, noticing that this is the fruit of his wife’s lessons, merely smirks when Zhang extols just how good it is, refusing to share it with anyone.